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Homemade Gift #1: Unchikun Magnets
For those of you unaware of the place poo holds in japanese culture, see this old post. Who can resist these cute little poo swirls? If Sailor Moon poos, this is what it looks like: a perfect dairy queen curlicue. Why, it's as if some adorable anime girl took a darling little dump right in your hand! And how could you be angry with her when the resulting product is so frickin' cute? She'd cover her mouth and giggle in that high school teenage way, filled with innocence and sexy promises, and you would thank her for her gift. I wonder if they find little deposits like these all over Harajuku's sidewalks. I bet it's a real nightmare for the sanitation crew, having to continually clean the streets of teenage girls' cute piles of crap. But I have the solution! Don't throw that valuable poo swirl in the trash! Attach a magnet to it and give it as a gift. My unchikun magnets, I must admit, are knock-offs. They are not the real excrement of japanese cartoon characters or trend-setting teens. I made the swirls with chocolate brown fimo, carefully pressed super strong magnets into the bottom, and then baked them til they were done. So easy and so kawaii!
2006-01-02 16:32:59 UTC