Crafting with Fetuses
Despite my occasional foray into the world of arts & crafts, I generally avoid it unless the project is very simple and can be completed quickly. I suspect lots of people make their own stuff partly because it makes their consumption appear slightly less conspicuous. One doesn't have to feel guilty about amassing junk if one made said junk with their own two hands. This is analogous to cooking an elaborate meal versus porking out at an all-you-can-eat buffet. The former isn't gluttony; it's artistic expression! Similarly, the crafter can claim, "I'm not acquisitive; I just like to make stuff!"
So, every xmas I attempt to rouse my torpid craft muse so I don't have to buy people stupid crap. I'd rather make them stupid crap. Last year I literally gave them stupid crap. Unfortunately, I can't top that. But I think I've found my next project:
Fetus soaps! I can make these! There are even more ideas over at Fetopia, where they have dozens of "cute, collectible fetuses to wear and enjoy." They're like 1" beads that you can make into jewelry, magnets, or whatever. I particularly like the Feti of the World collection. You can even join the Fetal Pals Program, which is "like the Subway card, but with fetuses!"
Once you make the mold (the hard part), you'll be able to turn any substance into a fetus: soap, candy, chocolate, jello shots, etc. You should be able to satisfy everyone on your xmas list.
2007-07-17 11:00:59 UTC