Kawaii Vibes
The Hello Kitty vibrator is back and better than ever! (Click
here for a history lesson on the original Hello Kitty vibrator.) It's smaller and cuter than the old one. It comes in six bright colors: green, orange, yellow, blue, red, and (of course) pink. It also doubles as a keychain, though I don't really see the need for a vibrator to perform multiple functions. I mean, the one function seems to be a sufficient enough reason to make the purchase. Plus, it can't be very sanitary to use a vibrator as a keychain or vice versa. But why else would you
buy the whole set (for $98)? I guess you could give them to five of your closest friends and share the kawaii vibes. You could start a club: the Adorable Orgasm Friendship Club. That actually sounds like a club I'd really like to join.

Via Japundit
2007-08-21 10:31:53 UTC