The Erotic World of Dolphin Sexual Healing
It seems some folks use dolphins for their energy healing, while others use them for their sexual healing. Here's a tutorial on how to hump make love to dolphins. The author practices delphinic zoophilia.
This is not to be confused with bestiality, where a person forcefully mates an animal, without their consent, and with no mutual feelings whatsoever. This is something that I would never do to a dolphin since I love them dearly and treat them with the same respect that an honest husband would have for his wife and children.
Just so that's clear. It's about love and mutual respect. Peter Singer wouldn't even have a problem with that. The father of animal rights would much rather you hump an animal than eat it. (As long as humping it doesn't kill it; then you might as well eat it.)
When Vladimir Putin gets that feeling, he wants sexual healing.
The dolphin energy healers are convinced that dolphins are loaded with mystical energy. Wouldn't having sex with a dolphin allow unfettered access to all that angelic healing energy? Couldn't that energy then be passed from human to human, like an STD that you hope to get? I see a sexy new pseudoscience on the horizon: Dolphin Sexual Energy Healing. Only through sexual contact can the healing dolphin energies be transmitted. Practitioners would be like your therapist, priest, and prostitute all rolled up in one. Just be prepared for the high-pitched series of clicks and barks when your healer reaches orgasm.
2007-09-03 19:12:44 UTC