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Enlisting Your Bra in the Fight Against Terror
You never know when or where the terrorists are gonna strike. That's the thing about terrorists. They're terribly rude, like unannounced house guests that want to kill you. But you can always be ready for them if you're wearing your (patented) anti-terrorism bra.
Figure 1
It works just like a regular bra, but it can be converted into two face masks so you (and a friend!) can breath in the delicate bouquet of your bosom rather than dangerous contaminants.
Figure 2
So when under biological or chemical attack, simply remove your bra, strap it to your face, and relax!
From the Annals of Improbable Research.
2008-05-28 11:19:38 UTC