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Cute New Strawberry
The NY Times published a hard-hitting piece on Strawberry Shortcake's brand new look:

Strawberry Shortcake se ha hecho una chica nueva.
According to plastic surgeon Scott Mosser, had the makeover been real, it would have cost about $24,000. (Apparently it's expensive to have your entire nose removed professionally.) She's definitely a lot hotter now. I bet people are going to be upset because they think she's too sexy now.
I don't think she's sexy enough. She should have gotten a boob job while she was at it. And maybe a Brazilian to prune that overgrown strawberry bush.
2008-06-13 10:08:09 UTC