Cup-o-Vag
The Japanese really love their noodles, man. If they love Cup Noodle so much, why don't they marry it? Well, Cup Nude is the sex toy that will finally allow Japanese men to consummate their relationship with Cup Noodle.
I guess they're suppose to just hump the cup. Even more disturbing? It comes with a packet of "Gently Acid Lotion" that one is presumably supposed to put on one's wang before plowing into the "noodles."
Never has vagina been so convenient! What an age we live in. I wonder what food American men love so much that they would want to make it into a substitute vagina. A KFC Famous Bowl?
You know you want it...
2007-09-28 09:32:09 UTC
Poo like an Animated Tiger
Speaking of potty training, be sure to check out this Japanese potty training video if you haven't already seen it.
It's about a cute little tiger who learns how to use the toilet. With the help of his family and friends (the anthropomorphized toilet, turd, and drop of pee), he becomes a "Pa, Pa, Pants Man!"
2007-09-27 16:03:22 UTC
Poo like a Princess
So the other day I was flipping through Parenting magazine and ran across an interesting story. Why would I be reading Parenting magazine, you might be wondering? Am I a parent? Hell no. Am I considering becoming one? Not ever and not for a billion dollars. I do lines of crushed EC pills every day just to be on the safe side. The reason I've been reading Parenting is because I am living with a new mother and she has a subscription. It is the only reading material in the kitchen so when I'm eating by myself or waiting for something to finish cooking, it is all I have to occupy myself with. That's my excuse anyway. I really have to remember to buy some magazines or something.
Anyway, while sipping some coffee before catching the bus one morning, I was reading an article on the fascinating subject of potty training. The article included several helpful suggestions from parents. One mother's strategy was to reward her daughter every time she used the toilet with a "call to a princess" since she loved the Disney Princesses so much. (The princess juggernaut has been well documented; I wrote about it here.) Whenever her daughter used the toilet, her mom would call one of her girlfriends and ask them to pretend to be a princess when her daughter called. She claimed it was very successful. I really find the idea of the Disney Princesses talking about poo to be hilarious. Imagine the conversations:
Little Girl: Is this Cinderella?
Cinderella: Yes, I am Cinderella. I hear you made a poo-poo in the potty! Congratulations! The entire kingdom was happy to hear the news!Little Girl: Do you make poo-poos in the potty?
Cinderella: I always make my poo-poos in the potty. Except when Prince Charming wants me to make one on his chest...
Little Girl: What, Cinderella?
Cinderella: Oh, never mind. If you want to be a princess when you grow up, you should always make your pee-pees and poo-poos in the potty! And if you do, one day you too will find your Prince Charming. Bye-bye!
CLICK.
The End.
What does the little girl think about this? Doesn't she wonder how the Disney Princesses always find out about her bowel movements? Does she think the Princesses are omniscient? Are the Princesses like some kind of puerile perverted polytheism? Scary.
2007-09-26 17:51:59 UTC
Sneeze Porn
Get all your sexy sneeze videos at sneezingbabes.com, a website for sneeze fetishists. What kind of sneezes are you into?
Our sexy sneezers do all types of sneezing, including natural, allergy, induced (you name it, we've got it or will get it just for you), and photic. We even have sneezing contests and sneezing on each other. For nose blowing we have soft and meek, loud and honking, and very messy! Using Tissue, Hankies, Bandanas and more.
I wonder if I could sell videos of myself sneezing. I have been extremely sneezy lately and could use the extra income. I'll blow my nose with a pair of boxers if the price is right.
Also, be sure to check out the message boards where you can play "The Celebrity Sneeze Game" by choosing which of two celebrities you would most like to see sneeze.
I'm pretty sure this is real. Now I'm scared that when I sneeze in public I might be giving someone a boner. Ew.
2007-09-26 12:17:46 UTC
Satanist Chic
Here's a photo from the September issue of the French Vogue:
It seems devil worship is in this year. I guess pupils and irises are out. See more photos here.
2007-09-25 14:30:30 UTC